Try not to look official… Try to look less official.
-Jason Gideon

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This guy doesn’t go on dates, doesn’t go to parties, doesn’t feel comfortable in front of groups… And of course he’s a total psychopath.
-Elle Greenaway

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Normally, you’d use a computer to run all these combinations, but it was quicker just to do it long-hand until I found the right one.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

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He’s so life-like.
-Emily Prentiss

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Emily was buried six feet under and wound up in Paris, so I guess anything’s possible, right?
-Dr. Spencer Reid

Talk dirty to me.
-Penelope Garcia

Genius Doctor Reid let you win.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

Don’t they understand that we’re a family? That that’s why this works is because we’re a family? Do they even care?
-Penelope Garcia

I get shot in the leg and I don’t get any cookies?
-Dr. Spencer Reid

Look, man, are you a pain in my ass? Yes sir! But wanting to hang out with you and needing you to lead this time are two very different things.
-Derek Morgan