I do know a three-year-old boy that once met a friendly apparition named Leverett Saltonstall.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

What? I’ve seen an episode of Mr. Belvedere.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

I’m a man of science; I didn’t know how to deal with it. There’s no quantifiable proof that God exists, and yet in that moment I was faced with something that I couldn’t explain. Still can’t.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

I’m not scared. I don’t wanna be in an elevator with you to be honest.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

Yeah, like a bomb going off next to him.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

6 minutes. It’s something I used to say to my mom to try to get her to quit smoking. A cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life, so every time she’d light one I’d say “That’s 6 minutes less that I get to spend with you.”
-Dr. Spencer Reid

I’ll say! That’s supposed to be an awesome convention.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

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Does anyone know what dendrophilia is?
-Dr. Spencer Reid

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It’s like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number 2 pencils.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

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