Yeah, kind of like a night of drinking without the drinking.
-Elle Greenaway

I do know a three-year-old boy that once met a friendly apparition named Leverett Saltonstall.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

What? I’ve seen an episode of Mr. Belvedere.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

None of this is easy.
-Derek Morgan

I’m a man of science; I didn’t know how to deal with it. There’s no quantifiable proof that God exists, and yet in that moment I was faced with something that I couldn’t explain. Still can’t.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

I’m not scared. I don’t wanna be in an elevator with you to be honest.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

Hey, you ever get groupies at your book signings?
-Emily Prentiss

I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

Maybe Hotch is adopted?
-Penelope Garcia

Yeah, like a bomb going off next to him.
-Dr. Spencer Reid