6 minutes. It’s something I used to say to my mom to try to get her to quit smoking. A cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life, so every time she’d light one I’d say “That’s 6 minutes less that I get to spend with you.”
-Dr. Spencer Reid

You do realize you just gave two grand to a hooker?
-David Rossi

It helps if they think you’re crazy. They don’t argue.
-Diana Reid

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Plum sauce?
-Derek Morgan

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We don’t always get second chances in life Rossi. I say take the plunge, see where it goes.
-Emily Prentiss

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I’ll say! That’s supposed to be an awesome convention.
-Dr. Spencer Reid

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This plane seldom makes pleasure trips.
-David Rossi

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Morgan, the only time you’re gonna see a little leg from is when I’m about to kick your ass.
-Elle Greenaway

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You need to go OG-Original Garcia.
-Derek Morgan

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And after two years of busting my butt in this office, I hope you remember me.
-Aaron Hotchner

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